Christian One Liners


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 Green decoration  Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited-until you try to sit in their pews.

Decoration Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

Decoration It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

Decoration The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

Decoration When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

Decoration People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Decoration Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

Decoration Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

Decoration The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion."

Decoration If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

Decoration God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

Decoration Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Decoration Peace starts with a smile.

Decoration I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

Decoration A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

Decoration We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

Decoration Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much as committees.

Decoration Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

Decoration Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Decoration Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Decoration Don't wait for 6 strong men to carry you to church.

Decoration Forbidden fruits create many jams.

Decoration God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

Decoration God grades on the cross, not the curve.

Decoration God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

Decoration He who angers you, controls you!

Decoration If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

Decoration Prayer: Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!

Decoration The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

Decoration The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

Decoration We don't change the message, the message changes us.

Decoration The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

Decoration "Father, bless this person in whatever it is that You know he or she may be needing this day!"    



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shalom, bj

Written by Billye Jeane Mercer

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